Once again, Freelance Horsejunk is back with craaaazy stories of my first experiences with drugs (!), dumb former employees and less-than-awesome moments in my teaching adventures. Enjoy and laff the day away with the Caramel Manatee!
This time, dive into tales of an Earthlink commercial I did---and then was hung up on when I asked for payment; My buddy Michael and I and our bizarre trek into the vast California wilderness in search of the perfect hamburger; 40-year-old horror stories from Cub Scout camp and much more on the greatest audio blog in human history!! You read that right. Enjoy!
Ready for more Horseshit, y'all? Well, slap on the headphones and take a gander as I tear apart Paul Mcartney, have a fantasy about Donald Trump getting nabbed by Mexican drug cartel gangs, and hate on Los Feliz hipsters with ironic facial hair and Vampire Weekend t-shirts! All on this, the singular Saviour blog for all of humanity. Check it!
Fear not! Freelance Horseshit Audio Blog is HERE! Delayed because of MaskFest in fabulous Indianapolis, I share stories of jerk-off old friends, seeing E.T. and almost crying (again), and douchebags at snooty clothing stores. Laff it up, and eat more Kit Kats.
Ever wondered what it's like to be yelled at by someone writing a children's book because your illustrations just weren't 'good' enough? I haven't wondered that either…. but here is the tale, in all its gory glory… Drink some Yoo-Hoo and listen!
Tales of rubber monster masks from the 70's, the best haunted houses I've been to, and Star Wars characters throwing up egg yolks, all on the greatest art blog known to humankind. Sit back, grab a bowl of vintage Count Chocula, and enjoy.
This week---how I came to sculpt one of the worst model kits ever made, getting ripped off by some crooks from St. Louis, and my opinions on everything from modern slang to youthful entitlement. All here on the greatest art blog ever!! Dammit, enjoy!
This week's ridiculous Freelance Horseshit offering contains views on Hitchbot, more tales of obsession with Distortions Unlimited, things you "wish you'd said" and an absurd amount of even more. Enjoy, y'all!
Wackadoodle-doo! Time for more Horseshit! This time around, you'll be regaled with tales of a wealthy plagiarist, the horror of too many Star Wars toys, and why Distortions Unlimited rules the entire planet without question. Enjoy!!
Amazing how time flies! It's the Freelance Horseshit Audio Blog's 10th birthday---because I guess it has a new birthday every weekend? Anyway, this time I let you in on how I got into a fistfight with a neighbor, my feelings on snooty celebrities and why Sharon won't let me have a dog. Listen, learn and laff!
Specializing in creature and character design, props, prototypes for toys and model kits, general special effects work, and creature design classes.