Why are some things so scary? Find out what scared fecal matter into my pants when I was ten, hear tales of having my art laughed at in high school---AND dopey corporate policies, all here in this shocking 50 minutes of free entertainment made just for YOU! Ritz crackers and peanut butter time!
What is it like to transform from Charlton Heston into Pee-Wee Herman in a matter of moments? How many times have I had to get stitches? Where do I feel I rank in the long list of 20th Century artists? If you lay awake at night pondering these things like no one on Earth does, listen! And while you're at it, eat some Fiddle Faddle.
The Caramel Manatee returneth, with touching (!) tales of my Mom, the most ridiculous conversation I've ever seen on Instagram, and some whiny douchebag production designer I had to endure years ago. Listen. Laff. Luxuriate. And don't barf out your lunch on anyone!!
What was it like living in Philadelphia during the Bicentennial? How is Pop Music like Fast Food? What was the most embarrassing thing I have ever witnessed onstage? If these questions have ever kept you awake at night, the answers are finally here!! All here, all now, all funny. Check it out!!!
Life be crazy, yo. And herein you will find evidence of said craziness, yo. Awesome recipes, why wanting to kill Shelley Duvall isn't really THAT crazy, people I know who have had their assholes bleached (!) and delicious East-Coast sodas are all here! Grab some of those new Cinnamon Bun Oreos and check it out, homies!!
Nothing short of amazing that we have reached Audio Blog #33 already! Did you know that Jesus was 33 when he was crucified? True story! I hope that doesn't mean my blog will be crucified….again. Anyway, tales await you on this journey through my dumb mind; the biggest falling-out I ever had with a friend, images I wish I could un-see and some tricks for WED clay texture! All here!! Grab some marble pound cake and open yer ears!
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