It's dumb. It's ridiculous. It's funnier than an old lady slipping in the blood of a run-over Wal-Mart CEO! That's right… after an absurdly long wait, the Caramel Manatee has returned with nightmarish stories of my first 48 hours in Hollywood, cracking my tailbone while trying to chat up a girl, and kidney stone madness. You read correctly: The Caramel Manatee is back! Listen and laff and eat Buca Di Beppo Ravioli!
Why are some things so scary? Find out what scared fecal matter into my pants when I was ten, hear tales of having my art laughed at in high school---AND dopey corporate policies, all here in this shocking 50 minutes of free entertainment made just for YOU! Ritz crackers and peanut butter time!
What is it like to transform from Charlton Heston into Pee-Wee Herman in a matter of moments? How many times have I had to get stitches? Where do I feel I rank in the long list of 20th Century artists? If you lay awake at night pondering these things like no one on Earth does, listen! And while you're at it, eat some Fiddle Faddle.
The Caramel Manatee returneth, with touching (!) tales of my Mom, the most ridiculous conversation I've ever seen on Instagram, and some whiny douchebag production designer I had to endure years ago. Listen. Laff. Luxuriate. And don't barf out your lunch on anyone!!
What was it like living in Philadelphia during the Bicentennial? How is Pop Music like Fast Food? What was the most embarrassing thing I have ever witnessed onstage? If these questions have ever kept you awake at night, the answers are finally here!! All here, all now, all funny. Check it out!!!
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