Wackadoodle-doo! Time for more Horseshit! This time around, you'll be regaled with tales of a wealthy plagiarist, the horror of too many Star Wars toys, and why Distortions Unlimited rules the entire planet without question. Enjoy!!
Amazing how time flies! It's the Freelance Horseshit Audio Blog's 10th birthday---because I guess it has a new birthday every weekend? Anyway, this time I let you in on how I got into a fistfight with a neighbor, my feelings on snooty celebrities and why Sharon won't let me have a dog. Listen, learn and laff!
Time for another go-round on the Horseshit mobile! This time, I discuss the craziest customer evah, the fine art of grilled cheese sandwiches and why annoying women appears to be what men were put on Earth for. WARNING: I use foul language aplenty, so anyone with delicate sensibilities should steer their dainty asses away.
Join me yet again as I discuss food offerings from around the world, superficial British chicks and meeting Bill Cosby, all on the finest slice of entertainment in the world (that is available on my site for free)! Check it out below, and trust me…. avoid stinky tofu.
Well, look what time it is again! It's Freelance Horsejunk Audio Blog #7 time! Enjoy tales of Rocky Horror Picture Show gunmen, burger taste-tests and an existential monologue on the unfairness of the world, all in this, the greatest art blog in human history! Did I overstate that? What evs---enjoy.
That's right. Once again, you will be subjected to the wacky stylings of the Freelance Horseshit Audio Blog---number 6!! Porn stars ejaculating on my artwork, astounding guest Jackie Steele, and the shocking stupidity of (some) Uber drivers----all yours in this nutty blog! Enjoy!!
Yes folks… It's Audio Blog #4, comin' at ya with another dose of Freelance Horseshit…and this week brings you one of the worst stories ever…the dreaded tale of Eagle-Eye Mary. I also discuss the death of Christopher Lee, makeup artist Rick Baker's much-talked-about retirement and how famed illustrator Ron Cobb became a millionaire. Take a listen and see what all the fuss is about!
Wondering why June 4th, 2015 was the worst day EVAH? Well, take a listen…. I also rant about gym culture, asshole bikers and Chewbacca weirdos.
This is the 2nd in my Freelance Horsesh*t audio blog series. Listen to me ramble about a nut who thought he'd come up with a groundbreaking paint, asshole teachers and Jimi Hendrix---as well as the first in a long string of stupid blog jingles.