Tales of rubber monster masks from the 70's, the best haunted houses I've been to, and Star Wars characters throwing up egg yolks, all on the greatest art blog known to humankind. Sit back, grab a bowl of vintage Count Chocula, and enjoy.
This week---how I came to sculpt one of the worst model kits ever made, getting ripped off by some crooks from St. Louis, and my opinions on everything from modern slang to youthful entitlement. All here on the greatest art blog ever!! Dammit, enjoy!
This week's ridiculous Freelance Horseshit offering contains views on Hitchbot, more tales of obsession with Distortions Unlimited, things you "wish you'd said" and an absurd amount of even more. Enjoy, y'all!
Wackadoodle-doo! Time for more Horseshit! This time around, you'll be regaled with tales of a wealthy plagiarist, the horror of too many Star Wars toys, and why Distortions Unlimited rules the entire planet without question. Enjoy!!
Amazing how time flies! It's the Freelance Horseshit Audio Blog's 10th birthday---because I guess it has a new birthday every weekend? Anyway, this time I let you in on how I got into a fistfight with a neighbor, my feelings on snooty celebrities and why Sharon won't let me have a dog. Listen, learn and laff!
Time for another go-round on the Horseshit mobile! This time, I discuss the craziest customer evah, the fine art of grilled cheese sandwiches and why annoying women appears to be what men were put on Earth for. WARNING: I use foul language aplenty, so anyone with delicate sensibilities should steer their dainty asses away.
Join me yet again as I discuss food offerings from around the world, superficial British chicks and meeting Bill Cosby, all on the finest slice of entertainment in the world (that is available on my site for free)! Check it out below, and trust me…. avoid stinky tofu.
Well, look what time it is again! It's Freelance Horsejunk Audio Blog #7 time! Enjoy tales of Rocky Horror Picture Show gunmen, burger taste-tests and an existential monologue on the unfairness of the world, all in this, the greatest art blog in human history! Did I overstate that? What evs---enjoy.
That's right. Once again, you will be subjected to the wacky stylings of the Freelance Horseshit Audio Blog---number 6!! Porn stars ejaculating on my artwork, astounding guest Jackie Steele, and the shocking stupidity of (some) Uber drivers----all yours in this nutty blog! Enjoy!!